Techie From Bengaluru Quits Corporate Job to become a plumber which happens to be his passion.

Fake news / Satire .

Written by : Guru

Rohan ( name not changed) from beracle company in  Bangalore under went sever panic attacks after his colleagues were fired instantly . It took 2 minutes ( time required to make is maagi is more) to fire the employees.  Rohan always felt at home in the company because he was on bench and in projects he was the fun spoc, Gaming spoc, canteen spoc & security spoc. He was responsible for collating office gossip and telling it to his teammates so that they could work better as this worked as a stress buster.

The recent layoffs made him to go through the computer text books which he used to carry during his college days. He almost fainted after reading a page from them and was asked by doctor to rest for 4,800 hours.

Creating fake stress on his mind , he convinced himself for a sutta break . He went to the regular tea shop where he spent more time than the owner .  His favourite past time was chatting with people and discussing politics . This gave him an opportunity to reduce his stress levels by making logical statement against all the parties. All the customers there felt him as some sort of genious.

There he met raju plumber who was earning 2000 rs per day as a plumber by registering on Suburban slap app. Rohan was convinced that he was victim of bad parenting and his passion was always plumbing as he spent hours in bathroom during college days. Thats the place where he felt solace

 He decided to quit his job and follow his passion for plumbing in Benagalaru city. He wrote a resignation email and got a reply from his manager saying that resignation can't be accepted as the company is celebrating their silver jubilee year. They need employees who can dance and entertain the crowd as well as help the facilities team in setting up the stage. Rohan was utterly disappointed and he wrote a lengthy e mail to ceo explaining how he has been NPA to the company .

Well the reply from CEO is awaited.